When contemplating a $15.00 purchase
  • 10-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
  • 15-year-old me: Kickass, that's so cheap
  • 20-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money

seabornunicorns:

methoticalmemento:

Best host ever!!

recovering vegetarian

rumour:

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xopheonixfirexo:

catchguappa:

JUST LOOK AT HIM!!

I see your Bumi and raise you a Kya


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everyoneisdeadnow:

if we go to a restaurant and have to choose between a table or a booth and you say table i will never trust you again

bonjourbrielle:

validx2:

tahtbernumroze:

beckyvldz88:

validx2:

Her: I dont like Anal babe last time it hurt too much

Me: But did you die tho

Lmao, fuck no but when he came inside me i almost did

Id gape her ass and spit down her hole

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I LITERALLY JUST MADE THAT FACE